Today, I paid $120 for a pair of jeans for the first time.

Let me explain: On Friday, I ripped the ass out of a pair of jeans I’d bought this winter at home in the US. It was the only pair of blue jeans in my possession.

Obviously, I needed another pair of blue jeans—and soon, given my trip to China on Wednesday, where I’m gonna hang out with @tirnanoir (and like 50 other people, but they’re not important really).

Since Japan has the fashion of a 26 year old colorblind gay man on LSD, simple Levi’s blue jeans are tough to come by. Even more so since I only like what is apparently the rarest style of jeans in Japan: boot cut.

I have never paid more than $50, tops, for a pair of blue jeans. Luckily, it was money my parents had given me to buy jeans. I’d never pay for that.

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2. thatbigrockinchairwontgonowhere said: forget that yo, get on that gay LSD shit. you’ll be boogin’ with the hammerheads in no time.
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