To all of my followers, I just got back from China. It was crazy.

The whole time I was there I was walking around with a deathly cold, but it turned out that it was just allergies to the Chinese air.

It is also worth noting that I hurt myself and bled at some point every day while I was there. It felt like I was the guy in District 9 whose health kept deteriorating until he turned into an alien.

However, all of the Chinese registration forms called us ‘aliens’ from the moment we landed in the country, so the joke’s kind of on them.

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